and On Line Computer Church

"The Rev is Wired"

The Online Church of the Open Hand…. Reverend Russ is now online to minister to all you shut ins, computer nerds, software wonks, & assorted electronic misfits and social outcasts.

Reverend Russ is waiting for your call

To reach him, simply sign on your computer, fire up your modem, and type in "Rev. Russ". Once you have connected with our OnLine Church of the Open Hand, you may leave an E-mail message confessing your pathetic inadequacies and secret perverted thoughts.

Don’t forget to include your credit card number!

"For confession maketh the Heart glad and Reverend Russ gladder, for it filleth his coffers and fatteneth his new book."

Taken from: First Russell, Chapter 2, verse 12. The Revised edition of the authorized REVEALED RANTINGS OF REVEREND RUSS. Blessed be the name of the Ranter.

Presenting: THE RIGHT REVEREND RUSS AND HIS WORLDWIDE MINISTRY "MESSAGE TO THE MASSES" AND ELECTRONIC ONLINE COMPUTER CHURCH.

"The Rev is Wired"

He Marries! He Buries! He Sprinkles!

Specializing in both fire-breathing-scare-the-unholy-hell-out-of-you sermons and mega-celebrity guest appearances at Bar Mitzvahs.

"You pay, I pray"

A Special Limited-Time Offer: Exclusive territory ordained franchises now available!! Want to be your own boss and make big bucks? You can have your own exclusive territory. To find out how, just send for our special FREE brochure entitled "Millions from the Masses" Please don’t forget to enclose the tiny freewill offering of only $22.99 to help us defray the costs of shipping this wonderful 2-paged brochure to you.

About Reverend Russ…. Reverend Russ was ordained and turbanized in a solemn ceremony by the Right Reverend Holy Holly of the East Bay and in another lifetime High Priestess of Alpha Centares IV.